Bio. Born to Catholic apostates in beautiful Southern California, I spent the first six years of my life within thirteen miles of the United States-Mexico border. My early education was conducted at various taxpayer funded institutions, all of which are in danger of being destroyed by hurricanes and/or earthquakes.
My years of political awareness have been spent in liberal pockets of solidly Republican states, tempering my political leanings accordingly. (I hope.) Being more of a mathematician than a chemist, I respect Mrs. Malkin more than I tend to let on.
About. I'm a stormy weather blogger who spends his workdays making large problems seem small. I currently reside in the Land of Kinsey with my girlfriend and our three cockatiels. You may pass our place when you miss the entrance to the Super Wal*Mart parking lot.
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