October 14, 2008

Squeeze My Lemon

by Ryan at 9:33 pm and filed under: Election 2008, Malkinization

I love A la Pundit’s poll posts. Especially the latest:

CBS/NYT: Obama 53, McCain 39

On top of this, Obama’s buying ad time in the broadcast markets here, a strongly R-area. (Let’s barrelhouse all night long, baby!)

October 12, 2008

“Get the Hell Off My Lawn!”

by Ryan at 10:36 pm and filed under: Election 2008, Malkinization

Someone stole Capt. Ed’s McCain-Palin-Communist-Revolution lawn sign. Observe his whining ways. He even uses the “The case of the…” construct in the title of his post, as if some rough-n-tumble cop who plays fast and loose with the rules might be close to cracking this one wide open.

Oh! And he’s even got a pic up of his wife, son-in-law, daughter, and conceived-out-of-wedlock grandchild just to make sure you know he’s totally humorless. (Fun fact: Ed’s wife, a.k.a. “The First Mate” is blind.) Perhaps I know too much about these people. Let me know when McCain throws in the towel. This sux.

Bonus: Ryan does his impression of Capt. Ed wanking into a bowl of Capt. Crunk, a.k.a. the last paragraph of any Queeg post:

Interestingly enough, the original story fails to get at the heart of the most notable aspect of the dynamic. Not that the sign was stolen, per se. (That’s to be expected.) It’s that the sign won’t be readily replaced. McCain ensured his supporters that the RNC’s warchest alongside his own public financing would be enough to take on the Democrat candidate. Maybe Feingold was onto something when he collaborated with Senator McCain…

Ah… It’s soul-shattering writing like I’m getting paid by the word.

October 9, 2008

Obviously a Sign of Liberal Bias

by Ryan at 11:05 pm and filed under: Malkinization

Google will give exact factorial values up through 15 and approximate values up through 170. (Just put in a number with an exclamation point after. E.g.)

I’m sure “overflow” is the “official” “reason”. Pshaw! I see bias everywhere!

October 1, 2008

Yawn.

by Ryan at 7:33 pm and filed under: Malkinization

I was on vacation last week. I successfully avoided CNN and Fox News in all the airports. It’s actually quite a lot of work avoiding the news media when a member of a politically-aware family. Also amusing explaining to an uncle who’s been front-paged Kos why exactly I’m only reading Malkin & Co.

Welp. Every third post at MM.com is “Kill the Bailout!” If you ask me, she’s got a shot at getting her way. (”Snort!”) That’s probably why she’s pushing so hard: There’s no chance she’ll see her policy positions on immigration enter the mainstream, and losing all the time sucks.






















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