Malkinization: The Beginning
From now until Nov. 4, I will get all of my political news from these three sources:
- MichelleMalkin.com
- HotAir.com
- Hearsay (including, but not limited to chain emails and talk around the water cooler)
To prepare, I’ve canceled RSS feeds to all traitorous political blogs, save for the two listed above. Coincidentally, I’ll be canceling cable service to the homestead effective tomorrow.
Some additional ground rules:
- I will only follow links from posts by MM, et al. if exhorted, e.g., “Snort. Read the whole thing.”
- If less than 10% of a post is original content (based on word count), I must read the entire comment thread for that post, where I’ll arbitrarily set the cutoff to eight (8) hours after OP. Said comment threads are fair game for trolling efforts.
- Keep an open mind. After all, we’re finally getting an approximate answer to one of the great questions of our time: “How would the wingnuts react if Jesus Christ ran for POTUS as a Democrat?”
Obviously, very little fact checking will be possible. Efforts toward debunking the Malkins will be limited to the weekend.
I think it’ll be fun being the least informed person at the office.
Godspeed, sir. Although the God I know would probably smite you for your filthy liberal ways - or at least send you to a newly doubled Guantanamo.
Comment by Tim P. — September 11, 2008 @ 2:34 am
You poor, poor thing…I hope you’ve laid in a huge supply of downers, sleeping pills, chamomile tea, and antacids….I suspect we’ll learn that you were carried drooling and crying uncontrollable from your home by concerned friends and committed to a psychiatric hospital for your own good…
Wish you all the luck in the world in your insane MalkinQuest…
Comment by wagonjak — September 11, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
Don’t worry about me. I’ve got lots to say, but the volume of content they produce is far too much for a working family man.
But Do Stay Tuned!
Comment by Ryan — September 11, 2008 @ 5:07 pm