A Challenge for MW Readers
OK. Here’s the challenge…
Use the following three Malkin-trademarked words and phrases together in a sentence or paragraph to comedic ends:
- “blabbermouth” (or “blabbermouths” or “blabber”)
- “Hollyweird”
- “The New York Slimes” (or “NYSlimes”)
It’s my understanding that Jesse giggles so much whenever Michelle deftly employs one of these language-darts that he often ends up wetting his pants. Imagine how much joy you could create in the Malkin household by presenting all three together wrapped in a bow.
I hope they have a roll of paper towels handy.
Those NYSlimes blabbermouths are at again, but this time they have turned on their own! I a recent issue they profile the home of Hollyweird “celebrity” Sean Penn complete with pictures of his front gate and bagel-shaped swimming pool!! Spicoli better watch out for all his tinfoil-hatted fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Exclamation points are extremely necessary when imitating the shrill. I find you also have to reference “tin-foil hatted” frequently.]
Comment by skippy — July 3, 2006 @ 12:09 am
I swear this woman (or philipino travertite) looks like Ronaldinho when she’s without makeup? Don’t believe me?
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Comment by Giovanni — July 3, 2006 @ 10:32 am
My friend points out that she’s not well-dressed enough to be a transvestite.
Comment by Landru — July 3, 2006 @ 8:49 pm
Blabbermouth Bill Keller of the NY Slimes has been vindicated of the charges (originated here) of exposing the location of Donald Rumsfeld’s home in St. Michaels, due to the fact that Access Hollyweird first reported the story during the run-up to the Iraq Invasion. Goddammit, if I wasn’t stuck in the year 1942, I might have a chance to keep up with current news. Jesse! Not on the carpet!
Comment by Morse — July 3, 2006 @ 10:33 pm
Dang. So sorry I missed all 16 Day Spa protesters outside the NYT. Next time I’ll have to attend, on the other side of the street, so that I can sing “God Bless America”!
Comment by Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel — July 6, 2006 @ 3:25 pm