Note to Michelle
Goin’ after the Dixie Chicks, eh? I have to agree with you on this: They’re not exactly the most eloquent commentators on the meaning of patriotism. But they’re certainly representative of a sizable group of Americans disillusioned by injustices done in their name.
But, you know, whatever. I’m sure you would have told Ben Franklin to “Shut up and print, you French-speaking, muffin top-having ugly face! The Stamp Act rocks!”
P.S. When did Levi-Strauss start making potato sacks?
P.P.S. And, again: No! You may not see my muffin top.
For someone who decries attacks on physical appearance she sure makes a lot of them. I, by the way, have a rocking 6 pack.
And since when is George Bush fit? He seems to have quite a beer gut under that girdle.
Comment by skippy — June 19, 2006 @ 10:15 pm
Oh and she doesn’t mind a Vice President with a German Chocolate Cake for a gut?
Comment by skippy — June 19, 2006 @ 10:16 pm
skippy: “I, by the way, have a rocking 6 pack.”
Yeah. I’m working on mine. Right now, it’s kinda like a 2 pack. 45 minutes on the bike machine, 3 times a week. I better not have a freakin’ muffin top.
And you’re right. She is a very mean, judgmental individual. Probably vain as hell, too.
Comment by Ryan — June 19, 2006 @ 10:28 pm