June 13, 2006

Boo Fuckin’ Hoo

by Ryan at 10:15 pm and filed under: VENT


Just for today, the ‘(s)’ stands for ‘(suicide)’.

Today’s VENT was a replay of her O’Reilly appearance from last night. Don’t let that sporty new hairstyle fool you. Michelle is currently on suicide watch after being caught *dousing* her entire body with old school aerosol products.

That way she’d be taking out a little bit of the ozone layer with her. (And, of course, a step closer to defeating Al Gore and the Planeteers). A “suicide spraying”, if you will. Don’t let her tactics fool you, though; these Neo-Brownshirts are all the same.

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  1. http://artnouveauthegirl.blogspot.com/

    Comment by thegirl — June 14, 2006 @ 8:00 am

  2. Is there no way to combat these unending asymmetrical warfare attacks?! Anyone??

    Comment by Doodle Bean — June 14, 2006 @ 12:11 pm

  3. More waterboarding. Definitely more waterboarding. (Shamelessly derived from an as-yet-to-be-published Ted Rall comic.)

    Comment by Ryan — June 14, 2006 @ 12:16 pm

  4. That would be like mocking Bobby Sands. Malkin is such a loser. She should just be shot in a one two three along with Bushtard and Cheney and be done with it. What the world needs is Malkin protection, not the NSA.

    Comment by Adorable Girlfriend — June 14, 2006 @ 3:48 pm

  5. I know that she asked the question rhetorically…. but there’s really a good answer as to why there’s not a human rights outcry over murderers in shackles: They’re in a system which mitigates potential for torture and abuse. They can have lawyers. They will see trial. They may exercise their habeas rights.

    Um. Tada!

    Comment by Chuck — June 14, 2006 @ 5:47 pm

  6. So who’s the ghoul now?

    Comment by skippy — June 15, 2006 @ 11:28 am

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