Boo Fuckin’ Hoo
Just for today, the ‘(s)’ stands for ‘(suicide)’.
Today’s VENT was a replay of her O’Reilly appearance from last night. Don’t let that sporty new hairstyle fool you. Michelle is currently on suicide watch after being caught *dousing* her entire body with old school aerosol products.
That way she’d be taking out a little bit of the ozone layer with her. (And, of course, a step closer to defeating Al Gore and the Planeteers). A “suicide spraying”, if you will. Don’t let her tactics fool you, though; these Neo-Brownshirts are all the same.
http://artnouveauthegirl.blogspot.com/
Comment by thegirl — June 14, 2006 @ 8:00 am
Is there no way to combat these unending asymmetrical warfare attacks?! Anyone??
Comment by Doodle Bean — June 14, 2006 @ 12:11 pm
More waterboarding. Definitely more waterboarding. (Shamelessly derived from an as-yet-to-be-published Ted Rall comic.)
Comment by Ryan — June 14, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
That would be like mocking Bobby Sands. Malkin is such a loser. She should just be shot in a one two three along with Bushtard and Cheney and be done with it. What the world needs is Malkin protection, not the NSA.
Comment by Adorable Girlfriend — June 14, 2006 @ 3:48 pm
I know that she asked the question rhetorically…. but there’s really a good answer as to why there’s not a human rights outcry over murderers in shackles: They’re in a system which mitigates potential for torture and abuse. They can have lawyers. They will see trial. They may exercise their habeas rights.
Um. Tada!
Comment by Chuck — June 14, 2006 @ 5:47 pm
So who’s the ghoul now?
Comment by skippy — June 15, 2006 @ 11:28 am