June 13, 2006

Boo Fuckin’ Hoo

by Ryan at 10:15 pm and filed under: VENT


Just for today, the ‘(s)’ stands for ‘(suicide)’.

Today’s VENT was a replay of her O’Reilly appearance from last night. Don’t let that sporty new hairstyle fool you. Michelle is currently on suicide watch after being caught *dousing* her entire body with old school aerosol products.

That way she’d be taking out a little bit of the ozone layer with her. (And, of course, a step closer to defeating Al Gore and the Planeteers). A “suicide spraying”, if you will. Don’t let her tactics fool you, though; these Neo-Brownshirts are all the same.

Teh Funny

by Ryan at 12:30 am and filed under: Gratuitous Insults, GWOT

We’ll know Malkin has fully completed her aerial excursion over the great white’s holding tank when Henry Rollins gets around to writing her a letter. Until then, enjoy his love letter to Mlle. Coulter, whose latest book is still in the Top 5 at Amazon. Congrats, Ann!

Henry Rollins: A Love Letter to Ann Coulter

N.B. “Ann Friday” is a Robinson Crusoe character reference, i.e. “man Friday”. And ouch. Shapeshifters Unite.

Update: Because I’m lazy, my media pick this week is the iTunes weekly freebie. Office’s “Wound Up”. Office - Q&A - Wound Up






















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