Boo Fuckin’ Hoo

Just for today, the ‘(s)’ stands for ‘(suicide)’.
Today’s VENT was a replay of her O’Reilly appearance from last night. Don’t let that sporty new hairstyle fool you. Michelle is currently on suicide watch after being caught *dousing* her entire body with old school aerosol products.
That way she’d be taking out a little bit of the ozone layer with her. (And, of course, a step closer to defeating Al Gore and the Planeteers). A “suicide spraying”, if you will. Don’t let her tactics fool you, though; these Neo-Brownshirts are all the same.
