June 11, 2006

An Honest Question

by Ryan at 8:07 am and filed under: Everything Else

And mine is a bit more blunt than McBoing’s. Examine the following:

Would this item increase or decrease one’s “hookup-ability” at the Local Corporate Coffee Purveyor?

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  1. The only women who would be attracted to it are man-women like Ann Coulter. I suppose women would attract sweaty, over-weight conservatives in droves, however.

    Comment by skippy — June 11, 2006 @ 12:08 pm

  2. I don’t know. I think if the graphic wasn’t there, it would be a sure fire way to spritz up conversations with urolagniacs. Now, with the graphic, its really a toss-up, hence, the “honest question”.

    So, skippy, you’re saying it would *decrease* a male’s chances and increase a female’s chances?

    Comment by Ryan — June 11, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  3. It depends. Are there such things as rural hipsters who frequent the food court at Wal-Mart for the sake of seeing and being seen?

    Comment by teh l4m3 — June 11, 2006 @ 6:28 pm

  4. Yep, Ryan. The poor woman would be inundated with keyboard warriors–if they have enough energy to get out of their computer chairs, that is.

    Comment by skippy — June 11, 2006 @ 7:18 pm

  5. maybe it would work if it came with ping pong balls

    Comment by neil — June 11, 2006 @ 7:27 pm

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