…is an anagram of “Wal*Mart niche, k?”

And my property line happens to border the site of the town’s brand spankin’ new Super Wal*Mart! Too coincidental to pass up. I thought the worst of the noise pollution had passed when the blasting ended back in February. Sadly, no!

I distinctly remember the letter we received last year that gave the projected completion date “at or around September 11, 2006.” Pretty specific, I’d say. And it’s creepin’ up!

There seems to be an unusual amount of Malkin-based chatter in the wake of YearlyKos. If you’ve got any hard info, contact me via the email address on my about page. Comments closed on this one.

And mine is a bit more blunt than McBoing’s. Examine the following:

Would this item increase or decrease one’s “hookup-ability” at the Local Corporate Coffee Purveyor?

Oh man. Your taste in diss tracks is très wack. “Sabotage” [YouTube Link] by Beastie Boys? C’mon. You can do better than that.

You don’t remember when they started some beef with Bush on the web in March 2003? Talking shit about his “oil war”?

“In a World Gone Mad” [download here; lyrics here]

I’m guessing you’ve never heard Nas’s “Ether”, either.

I embrace y’all with napalm.
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone.
…
I’ve been fucked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten.
Luck ran out, they hoped that I’d be gone, stiff and rotten.
…
Ask me if I’m tryin’ to kick knowledge.
Nah, I’m tryin’ to kick the shit you need to learn though:
That Ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow.

I think it really fits you, your jingoblogging buddies, and the way you’ve conducted yourselves through the Zarqawi Corpse media swarm. No need to thank me. Just watching your back, yo. ;-)