Note to Michelle
Congrats on the stark improvement you’ve made on VENT. We were all kind of vicious here.
Keep it up, and you may be able to get through an entire episode in one take!
P.S. I think I see a trend here:

I blame Allah. Who in their right mind would click on all those links? I’d fire him.

It’s all about production values. I’ve always maintained that Fox took a lot of CNN’s market share because they 1) provided a consistent voice, which helped viewers put stories in context, and 2) had much better production values.
Malkin and Allah definitely provide the consistent voice. When a Hispanic or Muslim name comes up, viewers don’t have to read through half of the story to sort the good guys from the bad guys. But the Cable Access production values pretty much doomed this project from the start.
Comment by gordo — June 7, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Nice numbers.
I’ll bet the “Hippies Smell” T-Shirt people are glad that they got out as quickly as they did.
Michelle, Jesse, Bryan and Allah: If you advertise NetFlix they’ll give you $5 for every person you get to sign up! If you sign up like 1000 people you might be able to finally afford that operation to remove the stick that’s up Michelle’s ass.
Comment by LA — June 7, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
LA–
If they broadcast that operation on VENT, I’d tune in.
Comment by gordo — June 8, 2006 @ 9:47 am