Crypto-9/11 Plot Revealed!
This news was so hot I had to notify Auguste by Instant Messenger!
LA: Did you hear?
LA: Suspected illegal Mexican day-laborers were behind 9/11 the whole timeAuguste: ohhhhh!
Auguste: it’s all so clearLA: They hatched the plot at a 7/11 in Virginia.
Auguste: right
Auguste: actually - no
Auguste: I heard
Auguste: they hatched the plot at one of those day laborer sites a city in New Hampshire built
Auguste: thank god other cities are throwing city councils out for suggesting themLA: Oh shit - you’re probably right
Auguste: I say we bomb the day labor sites
Auguste: at night - they’ll never expect itLA: Shock and awe
[pause…]
Auguste: dude, you weren’t even kidding!
Auguste: I thought you were being dadaist!LA: Michelle’s all over the story!
LA: Connecting the dots!
LA: NEVER FORGET!Auguste: I totally thought you were kidding. I should know better than that.
LA: She even brought her boyfriend Bryan Preston along to secretly film the Mexicans.
LA: I wonder if Jesse was there?
LA: I wonder if Jesse would have savagely beaten Bryan Preston if he got spooked by the camera?
Yes, fellow race-traitors - Michelle, Bryan and possibly Jesse just dropped one straight into the laps of the Open Borders Lobby and pinning 9/11 on a tequila-crazed “Viva Bush” mariachi band from Jalisco that had grown frustrated after not landing a birthday-party gig after 20 consecutive days of showing up at what they thought was the designated day-laborer site (it was actually a methadone clinic). Their hearts filled with rage they recruited a gang of disenchanted young Arab men (who they met at the clinic), forged Virginia drivers’ licenses for them, trained them in the dark-arts of ka-ra-te (with a little capoeira mixed in for good measure) and sent them on their dirty deed. The rest, of course is history.
[Why is Michelle so sad?]
Update: The caption on the photo says, “Jesse! One of those frijoles licked our lowrider!” Not my best work. I have a pickup-truck full of Mexicans coming over to mow my lawn in a moment, however, so I don’t have time to write a better one. I’ve started a thread on my site, however, for a caption contest.
You can’t win if you don’t play.
