May 9, 2006

What is this “tokenism” of which you speak?

by Auguste at 7:42 am and filed under: Still No Sense of Irony

Malkin defends Bush’s track record of hiring fewer women and minorities than Clinton:

Before Bush took office, no minority had occupied any of the four highest-profile Cabinet positions — attorney general and the secretaries of the Defense, State and Treasury departments. Now, Alberto R. Gonzales, a Hispanic, is attorney general. Condoleezza Rice is the first African American woman to be secretary of state; her predecessor, Colin L. Powell, was the first African American named to that post.

In other words, Bush is an enemy of progress and civil rights because he has appointed too many minorities and women to top Cabinet positions–and not enough to lower, less important jobs!

Snort.

Let’s put aside for a moment the utter absurdity of calling being a “political appointee” a “lower, less important job.” Lower, less important than State, maybe, but there’s not a lot of “Chief Elephant Sperm Collectors” being appointed by President Bush. Malkin is essentially arguing that minorities in the Bush administration are in great shape as long as they had the foresight to be personal friends of the President.

And no, I’m not arguing that Gonzales, Rice, and Powell are some sort of unqualified “affirmative action hires”, so spare me, please. But somehow I doubt there are ten percent fewer qualified minorities and women today than there were during the Clinton administration.

Proof that the NSA wiretapping has reached far and wide

by Auguste at 7:22 am and filed under: Breaking the fourth wall, Still No Sense of Irony

I can’t think of any other explanation for Jeff Bergholz having nailed me so exactly.

I knew that anyone who maintained a blog of this nature had to be a moron, but you exceed my expectations. You’re just another snot-nosed, know-nothing punk who hates Asian women because they don’t want anything to do with ugly little geeks like you.

Stick to Asian porn and your therapy sessions. Real women and real debate are beyond you.

Dad?

A Shameless Blogwhoring Plea

by LA at 1:24 am and filed under: Everything Else, Gratuitous Insults

Malkin(s)Watch readers - at least the non-wingnutty ones - are known far and wide for their superior quick wits and exceptional senses of humor.

It is these readers I wish to reach.

I have a silly but potentially WORLD HISTORY CHANGING joke writing thread up on LA and I need your help. Please stop by to lend a hand and spread the word.

XOXOX






















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