March 15, 2006

You like me. You really like me.

by Auguste at 6:43 pm and filed under: Gratuitous Insults, Breaking the fourth wall

From a comments thread on a rightwing blog which shall remain nameless, about a blog which shall remain nameless. [Hint: it rhymes with “Malkin(s)watch.”]

[Sic] throughout:

Biggots such as these have basically saved our behinds in elections that we really should have lost…hee..hee

Hopefully, in this election cycle, the GOP will adopt most of the RSC’s legislative agenda, AND afore-said biggots will get ALOT press, and we will do very well in the upcomming elections.

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Yes that is true. But I just cannot phathom spending that much time being hateful and angry.

Oh I am human and have had my share of a day or two…maybe even a week or two, but come on, this is absurd.

This is a ‘whole blog’, -literary content (though I do not call what this guy writes literary anything-hehe)on bashing MM. Absurd and such a waste of energy. MM is a staple.

Though you are right it is people like that - that do us so much good. Let us pray it rings true this coming election year!

I’ll say it again, and only this: It doesn’t take much energy.

Oh, no! It’s the twin brother defense!

by Auguste at 8:27 am and filed under: Still No Sense of Irony

Okay, by now you’ve all heard about Claude Allen’s twin brother. Apparently, he’s a bit of a troublemaker, and the righties are floating the possibility that not Claude, but Floyd, is responsible for the shoplifting Claude is accused of.

Hmm.

Malkin is upset by the left’s response. Here’s an example of the mean, nasty lefties piling on this story:

Somewhere in the cosmos, round about 2000, one of the gods accidentally kicked over a big bucket of WEIRD and soaked the planet in it.

Here’s what Malkin said when this possibility first reared itself:

Stranger and stranger.

Now, the only substantive difference between those two statements is that one is hilariously creative, and one is not. They both express exactly the same sentiment; but Malkin takes the lefty to task. Then she writes a nice little hagiography:

I don’t see why this is funny.

No, you wouldn’t. You really, really wouldn’t.

If it turns out that Claude Allen, a father of three who reportedly has bailed out his troubled twin brother before, tried to protect Floyd Allen and ruined his career out of familial love, that is an extraordinary thing.

Tell me again why this is funny.

Well, this thread is a pretty good example.






















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